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Biography for Kyle Hogan

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

I’m the only person of our group of 5 that has never worked with Matthew. I’ve known Matthew for more than 30 years and I’ve traveled with him on a few of his infamous adventures in South America, Africa, and one time in Australia. This place with lack of a better word sucks.  It’s a dump compared to our former lifestyles, for one thing we have to pay $2 million each year for this crap hole.  We also had to sign over our remaining wealth to a prison trust or some such nonsense.  We were told it’s like a blind trust account that politicians are forced to use so there is no conflict of interest. We can’t spend our own money while incarcerated and can’t even give money to charity unless we receive special permission from Nina our warden.   We receive quarterly statements of our prison trust, with “expense charges” for the never ending fees we “voluntarily” pay for our stay at “Club Fed for the rich and famous.” 

 What I think is happening is that the government is really stealing our money all in the name of “justice”.  Quite frankly I was surprised that Nina allowed Matthew to even put this Blog together. She only allowed him a small allowance to set this thing up in the first place and because of some major incompetence with the first PR firm she recommended, the original web site had to be scrapped and we wasted almost all of the money Nina allowed us for the project.   (Personally I think Nina was trying to sabotage this whole idea from the beginning.)

After much arguing and infighting Nina allowed us to use another firm, but the catch was we had less than $1,000 to get a blog site set up and running. The new PR guy Paul Keegan ran some ads on Craig’s list for free and he found a designer, who put the site together for us and he did a fine job and within our budget that we plan on giving him free advertising on the site. If you need web design work click here: http://dylanschuster.com/

Oh by the way Dexter is a conspiracy nut. This prison is not area 51 or like it and I think he’s exaggerating about those other prisoners in section B-D of our facility, while it’s true that none of us have ever spoke with any fellow prisoners in the other wings. I don’t believe for one second that the government is faking deaths or they were holding Jimmy Hoffa until he died, everybody knows that the Mafia got Jimmy.