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Biography for Dexter Riley

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

My name is Dexter Riley and many years ago I worked with Matthew at Drexel Burnham Lambert, I was convicted a few years ago of insider trading and securities manipulation but unlike Bernard I do admit to my deeds.   Our Federal Prison Camp is unlike any facility in the United States, it’s classified above Top Secret and even most people (I’m told) working for the US Justice Department are not aware of its existence.  It’s sort of like area 51, the government vehemently denies its existence so if you call they will tell you it does not exist. (Oh they’ll also tell you that I, Matthew, Bernard, Kyle and Vince do not exist either, that we are merely a figment of someone’s imagination, but isn’t that what they would tell you anyway since we fall under the guise of the Witness Protection Program?)

This Federal correctional facility besides being a big government secret is only for the select super rich.

There are no guard towers, no typical jail cells where we are locked in at night, no bars on the windows. Each of us has our own private room, and here they call the guards, “custodians.”  You would never know this facility is a prison from looking at it and that’s exactly how they want it to seem, the government employs fabulous camouflage techniques.

All prisoners of this facility have had their names changed, some of us “died” to facilitate a permanent “disappearance”.  One famous FAT CAT Executive had a “heart attack” before trial, another “committed suicide” another died in a “plane crash.”  This is the only place I know where you permanently “disappear” without the getting “killed” part.  (I personally like that part) 

There are 4 separate wings to this prison and we are not allowed to speak or comingle with the other prisoners.  I heard about some old timer prisoner who died about 10 -12 years ago that had been one of the very first convicts to be incarcerated here.  He used to be some big wig union boss who ruffled one too many feathers or so the rumor goes.

Matthew mentioned under his breath one time that he thinks that none of us will ever leave this place alive and I wonder about that.  Maybe the government is just keeping us around to use us for our money and information we have about other white collar crooks.  Excuse me if you are super rich and take offense to that statement.  In my experience there isn’t a soul that is super rich who has clean hands if you know what I mean.

We’ll see if they let me go. I’m due to be released in about 2 1/2 years and I look to that day to be reunited with my family I have not spoke with them or been allowed to even write a letter to them in a number of years, I hope Matthew is wrong but you just wonder, there are so many shady things the government is involved in.