Advertise on the Fat Cat Blog

Matthew Lexus here again, now this is a subject that I’m almost embarrassed to talk about…but we need your help.  As Kyle mentioned we have literally no access to our wealth while incarcerated other than what projects Nina our warden authorizes. (Which up to this point has been exactly zip)

Nina allowed us a certain amount of money to set up this blog and pay for the associated expenses.

Because of the complete incompetence of the web designers prior to the one we have now, this show almost didn’t get on the road so to speak. Because of that we have limited funds to pay for the ongoing expenses and enhancements for this blog. 

The only conceivable method to generate money is by means of advertisements.  One of the board members asked us to solicit donations, but we deep sixed that idea faster than a preacher can say “I’ve sinned” after getting busted with his hand on the cookie jar.

So to keep this blog going we need advertisers, if you want to advertise your business on our blog send a message to Paul Keegan at ACSpublishing@fatcatexecutive.com

We will not advertise any political nonsense. Certain FAT CAT Politicians have bled me dry and stabbed me in the back so many times for their own self righteous agendas that I and the board want nothing more to do with any political agendas- I have given up bribing politicians(part of my plea agreement)

We will not advertise for any religious organizations. (Don’t even get me started on this subject) 

Someone once said there are 2 things you never discuss, religion and politics- for this forum I and the board members agree.

We will not advertise anything that we feel is of no benefit to our subscribers. No gambling, informational products, investment Ponzi schemes, (sorry Bernie) pornography or anything in the super weird department. We reserve the right to reject any advertisement offer if we don’t like it. 

The good news for perspective advertisers is that you’ll get space cheaper than dirt, so contact Paul Keegan at ACSpublishing@fatcatexecutive.com tell us what product you want us to pitch, the size of ad you want, and we’ll see what we can do to accommodate your advertising needs. (Including writing the ads)