Matthew Lexus here, I have been delayed in forwarding any new articles due to the fact that Dexter decided to play a disappearing act by going “over the wall”. That’s Con talk meaning that Dexter flew the coop. He pulled a Frank Morris (Think escape from Alcatraz) and snuck off the golf course and high tailed it through the XXXXX (deleted for security reasons)
Nina grilled us extensively and put us on lockdown with no internet or computer access for the last several weeks as she was under the impressions that one of my fellow white collar cons (WCC) helped Dex escape. (It wasn’t me-trust me)
Dex somehow got it into his mind that he was not going to be released from his prison sentence here at club fed, so he decided to make a break for it. Dex took off through the XXXXX (deleted for security reasons) when Fred the Fed’s back was turned in a heated conversation with me. (I swear I was not distracting Fred on purpose.)
Oh Fred is one of the main custodians here. He works for the U.S. Justice Department (Fred is technically a US marshal and Fred is not his real name-we all use fake names here to protect the not so innocent.)
I call him Fred because he is as big as the Frankenstein monster and his personality is about the same as a reanimated zombie corpse.
I want to apologize to all of our readers; Paul Keegan’s recent article was lacking one important thing:
Colorful anecdotes.
Hopefully I will resume our discussions soon, oh I’ll provide any updates about Dex if we are allowed.
